Who says I don’t know how to prepare?

• 2 Skin markers, regular tip, one sterile
• 1 Home Skills Kit CD
• 1 practice 2-piece ostomy bag
• 2 saline enemas with gentle glide tip and now with 25% more lubrication
• Hibiclens surgical scrub
• 4 pill vials with confusing and erroneous instructions
• 2 carbohydrate energy gels, blueberry-pomegranate
• 6 Pedialyte electrolyte powder pre-measured packets, strawberry-lemonade
• 4 G-2 Gatorade, lemon-lime (only 1 shown)
• 1 ReliaMed Adjustable Ostomy Appliance Belt, 1 in., size medium, 26 in-43 in
• 2 Boxer Briefs, black, high waist with pocket for ostomy bag,  size L (36-38″)
• 1 Boxer Brief, gray, high waist with pocket for ostomy bag,  size XL (40-42″)
• 1 Unisex classic wrap, tan, with pocket for ostomy bag, size L
• 1 Unisex classic wrap, black, with pocket for ostomy bag, size XL
• 1 Hollister m9 Odor Eliminator Drops bottle, 8 oz.
• 1 Hollister m9 Odor Eliminator Pump Spray, 8 oz., unscented
• 1 Hollister m9 Odor Eliminator Pump Spray, 2 oz., unscented
• 1 EneMan stuffed toy, emotional support plushie