(One reason I like the quote in the title is that many years ago I opened a comedy show for Steven Wright!)
After tomorrow I am halfway through the first fifth of hell.
- Six weeks of chemoradiation
- Eight to ten weeks of no active treatment, just feeling like shit
- Surgery (hopefully)
- Up to four months with a colostomy and chemotherapy
- Surgery (to remove colostomy)
And then more of the unknown, potentially cancer free.
Typically I would not celebrate completing one-tenth of anything, but these days I celebrate just being able to get up on that radiation table each day. Maybe I will celebrate by going commando tomorrow …